TOP 6 LIST

It’s generally assumed that you’ll be consuming some form of turkey, turducken or tofurkey as a main course during the holidays. Here are the top six side dishes to enjoy with your bird/non-bird:

 

6. Cranberry Sauce
The key to good cranberry sauce is serving it in such a way that you preserve the all-natural cylindrical shape of the can.

 

5. Broccoli Rice Casserole
Maybe you don’t like broccoli or rice, but you probably don’t not like stuff that’s been slathered in cheese.  

 

4. Stuffing  
Moist bread with spices – all stuffed inside a dead fowl! What’s not to like?

 

3. Sweet Potato Casserole
You get very few opportunities to eat mini-marshmallows during the regular portion of a meal. You must seize those opportunities when they come.

 

2. Green Bean Casserole
Never has there been a more perfect harmony than that of green beans, mushroom soup and those little French-fried onions.

 

1. Mashed Potatoes
Not having mashed potatoes is un-American.